because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun
"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"
I found this in my gummy worms and i don’t know what it is exactly but I can hear it begging for the sweet release of death
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
if you spin it super fast the feet don’t even leave the thing and you’d have yourself a short range combat weapon
as a kid i was sure i could take down any bad dude that came at me with this thing it hurt like hell
I used to launch these at my sister and give myself points for which bit of her I hit. If I got above the chest I got 100 points
Then one day my sister snapped, broke the head and the sings off and buried it in the barn on the farm. I think I was about 9 and she was about 7. She even buried it near the psychopathic sheepdog only she could control too.
Seriously, I didn’t even own one of these things and I still nearly managed to kill myself with one on multiple occasions.
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
Because The Rock is a 100% quick wit assassin.
I expect nothing less
Not a surprise, really. Remember, The Rock spent like eight years of his life cutting promos in front of millions of wrestling fans and I believe he improved a lot of what he said back then.
THIS IS MIKE’S PLACE IN MEMEDOM
NOT SHREK’S SCHTICK
KNOW YOUR PLACE, MIKE WAZOWSKI
KNOW YOUR PLACE
WELL DONE MIKE
PLEASE WATCH THIS WITHOUT ANY SOUND WHATSOEVER THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY
DID I HIRE YOU TO TELL ME I’M DOING THE CQC I BASICALLY INVENTED WRONG??!?!?!
THE ANSWER IS YOU’RE FIRED.
all you B ranks better recognize
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
this is how I comfort people.